1 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,560 > Giacomino, you're not in your usual mood. 2 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:14,120 > Of course, I don't feel like passing by another day of fasting. 3 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,320 00:01:23,395 You always say that, but I feel weak, very weak! 5 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,880 It's a question of vitamins! Phosphates! 6 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,269 Not phosphates...steaks! 7 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,556 You are right ! 8 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,920 You have always been a little anemic. 9 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,480 Tonight we'll work and get paid, if God wants. 10 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:45,191 I won't get there until tonight! I have too much of an appetite! 11 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,875 Taken! Taken! 12 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,960 - The chicken belongs to me! - It belongs to us, it belongs to us! 13 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,032 Yes, it belongs to us. How is it? 14 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,836 She's fake-skinny! 15 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,876 How do we cook it? 16 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:26,711 - Roasted! - Good, I'm crazy about roast chickens! 17 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,000 - Love, love! - And the fire? 18 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,920 The fire! We'll put it in the sun! 19 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,480 - Well done! Twenty days at the seaside! - Don't joke! 20 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,472 - I'm not joking! - In the meantime, let's kill her. 21 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,480 - Ah! - What happens ? Did he bite you? 22 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,436 No! 23 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,360 We are not practical, let's call the door. 24 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,830 - Should I get off? - No, I'll call you from the courtyard. 25 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,796 Lady Rosa! 26 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,399 - Mrs. Rosa! 00:03:09,036 Be patient, come up for a moment. 28 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,390 < Is it urgent? 29 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,474 Enough. Come in, Mrs. Rosa. 30 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,396 Did you get hurt? 31 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:26,880 Very ? I think your nail will fall off. 32 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,400 - This is it! - Because will you give me this? - I had it in my mouth! 33 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,356 BELL 34 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,636 Here's the executioner! 35 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,196 Mrs. Rosa. 36 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:42,000 Take a seat. Mrs. Rosa has arrived! 37 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,960 Here's the chair. Mrs. Rosa, you must do us a great favor. 38 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:50,480 Don't talk to me about favors! I'm nervous today! 39 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,480 - What happened? - They stole from me a beautiful white hen! 40 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,436 SOUND OF THE HEN 41 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,791 - Is it the ''voice'' of my hen? - No... 42 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:05,160 - Do you have my hen? - Ninth ! 43 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:11,160 He's my partner, he practices for a large number of varieties. 44 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,760 Imitate animal sounds. Make the hen's sound heard. 45 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,115 IMITATE THE SOUND OF THE HEN 46 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:23,440 - Don't make him sound like that of the hen. - Yes, it's nostalgic. 47 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,352 Say, why did you call me? 48 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,400 - Ah... us? - Yes, you called me, didn't you? 49 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,039 - At that time ? - Here you are... 50 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,680 - We wanted to know the time. - How? 51 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,080 - To know the time you asked me climb 5 flights of stairs? - Excuse me. 52 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:45,000 Are you crazy? I've always said it, artists are all stupid! 53 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,956 Sorry, Mrs. Rosa. 54 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,320 - This must die! - Poor beast! 55 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,834 Professor... SOUND OF THE HEN 56 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,720 THEY IMITATE THE SOUND OF THE HEN 57 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,000 No, you have to do... 58 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,355 IMITATE THE SOUND OF THE HEN 59 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,954 THEY IMITATE THE CAT'S MEOW 60 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,480 < Professor, stop imitating the beasts. - Take a seat. 61 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:22,033 It does not matter. This morning it passed the manager wants the rent. 62 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:26,000 What manners! After all, he must only be two months old! 63 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,280 - You've been here for two months! - Two months have already passed! 64 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:35,360 - The months ''run by''. - We don't we can run after the months! 65 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,960 Silence ! SOUND OF THE HEN 66 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,916 IMITATE THE SOUND OF THE HEN 67 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,356 Studies later! 68 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,080 Mrs. Rosa, tell the landlord... 69 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,000 that we tonight we debut at the Alcazar. 70 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,280 - Tomorrow you will come by and I will give you something for him. - All right. 71 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,680 I recommend, that's a bad guy! 72 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,080 - He's capable of making you find him furniture on the street! - How? 73 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:09,720 - And then he'll kick you out! - Mrs. Rosa, these are antique furniture! 74 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,480 > I'm suing the owner! 75 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,920 - Furniture on the street! - Why ? 76 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,435 The monthly ones! The money! 77 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,760 Let's eat it alive, poor beast! 78 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:33,120 Don't talk nonsense, stupid! It's impressive, huh! 79 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,280 BELL Mrs. Rosa! 80 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,397 Mrs. Rosa again! Put it here! 81 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:46,320 (WITH FRENCH ACCENT) Sorry! Does Professor Sik Sik live here? 82 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:50,199 It's me, the famous professor! Who is ? 83 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:55,520 Miss ! Take a seat, miss! 84 00:06:55,520 --> 00:07:01,200 Please come in. Professor, I present to you Miss Lilì. 85 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:05,440 She's your partner, I have her met at the Artists' Café. 86 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,840 He hadn't worked for 3 months 87 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,840 and I signed her for three shows a day 88 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,800 at 1.5 lire and without advance payment! 89 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,000 I came precisely for the advance. 90 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,880 - A chair for the young lady. - Certain. 91 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:24,556 - Just what we needed! - She's cute, right? 92 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,196 What the hell are you up to? 93 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:33,520 - This is the chair for the master at home! - I knew it. 94 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:39,160 I'm mortified, you've done it bad? This is good. 95 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:44,560 - No thanks, I prefer standing. - Yes, what mortification! 96 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:49,000 Can we offer you something? You will certainly have already eaten. 97 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,320 - Actually... no. - Neither do we. 98 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:57,560 It's natural! Even abroad they have the same habits. 99 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,800 The artists they eat after the show. 100 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:06,960 Tonight, if all goes well... and God willing, we will eat too. 101 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,280 Let's hope he wants it! 102 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,760 - It's up to you. - From me? 103 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,800 - Certain. - Why ? 104 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:19,160 - You explained to the young lady what should he do? - All ! 105 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:23,160 I recommend it to the disappearance of the pigeon! 106 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:27,520 - The pigeon? - What then it must be found in your hat. 107 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,273 Remember to sit in the front row. 108 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,920 So when I say: 109 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:38,040 ''Some people in the public want it go on stage, gentlemen?'' 110 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,112 You reply immediately: ''VENCH'IE!'' 111 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,271 Yes: ''VENCH'IE!'' 112 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,556 ARE YOU COMING? 113 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,076 - I'M COMING. - I'M COMING. 114 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,953 - VENCHE? - VENCO? 115 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:58,560 - VENCHE? - VENCHE? But... 116 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,240 Okay, you'll just say... 117 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,520 Me! 118 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,397 - I ! - Well done! 119 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,240 I would like the show to begin at this moment! 120 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:13,400 - You will have a perfect partner! - Do we want to give it a try? 121 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,356 Let's try. 122 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,920 Ladies and gentlemen, soldiers and children! 123 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:25,311 It is known all over the world my reputation as an illusionist! 124 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,920 The Sik Sik that it amazed the world 125 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:33,000 this evening it is finally found in your presence. 126 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,840 My life has been a romance! 127 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:40,560 At 7 years old I was already making disappear anything! 128 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,320 Mademoiselle, please. 129 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,880 Mademoiselle! 130 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,400 At 1 2 years old I was in Japan! 131 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,710 At 1 3 he kissed me on the forehead the ORIENT sun. 132 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:56,520 This evening I will perform the experiments ''most famous''! 133 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:01,548 I'll start with the glasses. Mademoiselle! Maestro, music! 134 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,160 - Excuse me, do you have a match? - No, I don't buy matches. 135 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,754 What do you have in your hat? 136 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,316 A pigeon. 137 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,156 My Madonna! 138 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:22,160 Why ? I'm ruined! 139 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:26,120 - What's wrong with you? - Miss, you were my ruin! 140 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,918 - You are rude! - I dislike you! 141 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,556 Hey ! 142 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,156 VOICE NOT AUDIBLE 143 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,275 (SOUTHLY) What are you saying? Imbecile! 144 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:08,511 (SOUTHLY) Go into the room, stupid! You're ruining everything for me! 145 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,558 Now, be careful! Maestro, stop the music. 146 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:29,320 We have two glass glasses. You can consult your watches, 147 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:33,360 in less than a second the wine will go ending up in the glass of water... 148 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,000 and water in the stomach of the young lady. 149 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,960 One! 150 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,560 Two! 151 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,516 Three ! 152 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,396 APPLAUSE 153 00:11:56,240 --> 00:12:00,680 Now we are at a second experiment! 154 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,960 A sensational experiment! Unique in the world! 155 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,360 The disappearance of a pigeon... 156 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,840 which will then be found in a spectator's hat. 157 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,320 Mademoiselle, thank you this respectable audience! 158 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,276 APPLAUSE 159 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,400 (SOUTHLY) Come here! Shut up! 160 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:51,520 To perform this experiment, I have need a member of the public 161 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,800 come on stage to check! 162 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,800 Who wants to come on stage, gentlemen? 163 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,756 - I ! - I ! 164 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,397 No, I wanted Giacomino... Gia... 165 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,440 One moment! Before performing the experiment... 166 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,680 I want you to observe that pigeon has no make-up! 167 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,200 And it always stays alive! 168 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,920 Mademoiselle, show the pigeon. 169 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:22,080 > We want to see the dove! < (SIK SIK) The pigeon! 170 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,036 CROSSED VOICES 171 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,399 < (SIK SIK) Observe without touching! 172 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,996 Why ! 173 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,560 < (SIK SIK) Observe! 174 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,920 Hurry up! For three hours Let's wait to see the experiment! 175 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:50,920 Who wants to come on stage? Who wants to come on stage? 176 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,920 - Who wants to come? - I'll come! 177 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,920 Come! Come! 178 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,876 VOICES OF PROTEST 179 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,400 Come! Was he sleeping? 180 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,880 No, I was looking. 181 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:11,120 Come in. Be careful, he'll break his head! 182 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,749 Take it easy, she is very intelligent! 183 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,400 I'll take this pigeon... 184 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,436 (LOW VOICE) Pollastro. 185 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,160 - I'll take this pigeon... - (LOW VOICE) Pollastro. 186 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:32,438 I'll take this pigeon... I'll throw it in your face! 187 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:38,280 I'll put him in a cage... if you want me to play the game! 188 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,748 If you want to understand me... 189 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,196 One... 190 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,516 Two... 191 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,920 Three! 192 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,520 Maestro, stop with the music. APPLAUSE 193 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,640 The pigeon that was in that cage, I made it disappear! 194 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:00,240 Now it's under the hat of the lord! 195 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,196 Show the pigeon! 196 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:07,040 - I'd say... chicken. - I made a pigeon disappear! 197 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,240 Everyone knows their own business! 198 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,038 - Chicken! - Columbus! - Chicken! 199 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,400 The pigeon has escaped, this is chicken! 200 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,356 BOOS 201 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,040 One moment! 202 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:27,720 I made the pigeon in the cage find in the gentleman's hat... 203 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,600 and I made him a chicken! 204 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,556 BOOS 205 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,920 Curtain down! 206 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,876 BOOS 207 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,835 Go get my hat. 208 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,913 - I cannot. - Why ? 209 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,516 The manager is there. 210 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,596 Are you happy? 211 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,356 All because of you! 212 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,914 Goodbye contract, goodbye lunch, goodbye everything! 213 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,076 - Are you angry with me? - Yes ! 214 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,753 I told you he was a chicken! 215 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,000 - Columbus! - Chicken! 216 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,440 - Columbus! - Chicken! - (SIK SIK) Hands off! 217 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,274 - Groundhog! - Marmot, no! 218 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:34,040 I notice that intimacy it gives rise to discontent and disagreements. 219 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,160 Because it is not respected your art partner, 220 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:43,200 it's better to split up. Tomorrow you will receive two of my friends. 221 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,760 (IN FRENCH) Sir, the contract, the money? 222 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,440 Which contract? 223 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,760 - (IN FRENCH) The money? - The money? 224 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:56,471 The contract is over and there isn't even any money. 225 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,596 And... 226 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:03,072 Mademoiselle, you are right, but it's not my fault. 227 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,076 It's from this idiot. 228 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,520 (IN FRENCH) The imbecile he made me the contract. 229 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,000 - The imbecile? - Yes, the imbecile. 230 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,755 Enough ! I take responsibility! 231 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,960 Miss, from tomorrow you will eat with us. 232 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,918 Where two eat, three eat! 233 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:29,440 It's a real fortune, it's a box set full of gold coins! 234 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,830 - Gold? - Yes, pure gold! 235 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:39,240 In Villa Belvedere, just a few you pass through the main gate, 236 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,240 there is a large oak tree. 237 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:45,600 < Under this oak he is buried the treasure chest. 238 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,760 < Just dig a meter and a half! 239 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,400 < The villa is unattended and there are no dogs! 240 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:58,430 00:19:05,758 00:19:08,878 But the villa really exists, I know her! 243 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,396 What do you do? 244 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,275 We are doing a little salad. 245 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:12,238 - What are you doing? - What you are doing. 246 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,796 - You too? - Yes, us too. 247 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,271 - Then let's go. - Where ? It's here. 248 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,800 - Under the oak tree. - What ? - The treasure. 249 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,756 GIGGLES 250 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,520 The treasure? He's not here anymore! 251 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,880 - Oh, why? - I have the treasure! 252 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:38,192 - Have you already dug it? - Yes, I'll give it to you. 253 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:43,919 - Will you give it to us? - Yes, come. - To us? - Yes, come. - They ? 254 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,151 (SIK SIK) Sir? 255 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,080 > Did you get hurt? > No, I'm fine. 256 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,036 GIGGLES 257 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,440 - Who is he? - One of our workmates. 258 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,513 I like it, we take it with us. 259 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,313 Oh! Taxis! 260 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,556 Let's go by taxi! 261 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,956 < You're welcome. 262 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,716 Take a seat. 263 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,639 - Us too, right? - Of course, come in. 264 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,796 Take a seat. 265 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,236 BELL 266 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,160 - Did you find it? - No! 267 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,440 - Not even on the second floor? - No. 268 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,320 - Professor, the 22nd has escaped! - It's not possible! 269 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,437 - He ran away! - Search everywhere! 270 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,078 - You weren't expecting me, were you? - No! 271 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,517 You played the master so far, huh? 272 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,676 Come on, please. After you. 273 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,480 Don't give compliments, come forward. 274 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,031 (IN FRENCH) Miss, take a seat. 275 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:32,078 These are three great friends of mine. 276 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,560 Poor son! I ask your forgiveness, I'll be right back. 277 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,840 I want to prepare you a delicious dinner. 278 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,160 Exceptional ! Please take a seat. 279 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,116 - There? - Yes. There. 280 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,553 How cute! He's cute! 281 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,110 - Me too ? - Naturally. 282 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,756 - Thank you. - Please. 283 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,756 John ! 284 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,120 - In the kitchen, come on! - Yes. 285 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,076 Go ahead. 286 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,800 - ''A' tout à l'heure''! - For me at all hours. 287 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,080 Me too ! 288 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,674 - Who is that gentleman? - Meh! 289 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,756 - What a gentleman! - Great sir! 290 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,560 How hungry! 291 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,438 Do you know who doesn't persuade me? 292 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,680 - Who? - The waiter. 293 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,760 It's... strange. 294 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,833 Well done! I wanted to say that too, it's strange. 295 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,996 Please. 296 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,516 Master, cut. 297 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,636 I like ! 298 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,519 - What a gentleman! - What a great gentleman! 299 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,000 - What ways! - How kind! 300 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,320 - He's a real gentleman! - Yes. 301 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,276 Nice. 302 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,636 But where is the kitchen? 303 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,076 The kitchen is there. 304 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,480 THE PHONE RINGS 305 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,436 - At the table! - At the table! 306 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,760 - It's the phone! - It doesn't concern us. 307 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,799 During my absence... treat yourself well! 308 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,920 - A little chicken. - Chicken, huh? 309 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,040 Let's go prepare something to eat. 310 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,679 THE PHONE RINGS - He insists. 311 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,471 I answer, it's the same, we are friends. 312 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,160 - Ready? - Am I speaking to Villa Gerli? 313 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,960 DEER? I don't know him. 314 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,919 - Is Mr. Gerli at home? - Ah! Gerli! 315 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,720 I don't even know him, but let's see if there is. 316 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,960 No! Don't move, don't call him! 317 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,040 It's a very serious thing, she talks to Villa Belvedere! 318 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:25,200 - Belvedere? - Belvedere is the treasure villa! 319 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,078 Ah, the treasure! 320 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,800 I wasn't talking to you. Say, say. 321 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,760 From our private clinic a madman escaped a little while ago. 322 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,716 And you tell me? 323 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,560 We don't care! Leave us in peace, we must go to the table! 324 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,880 - He must have taken refuge in the his villa. - Where are we? 325 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,836 He ran away in his pajamas! 326 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:54,080 - Did he have a monocle? - What happened? 327 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,390 The gentleman who invited us he's crazy! 328 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,320 Ah! That great gentleman? 329 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,232 - Yes ! - But why? 330 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:09,320 Mr. Gerli is dangerous crazy, suffering from homicidal mania! 331 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,550 But... but... homicidal mania? 332 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,636 Does he kill people? 333 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,516 Kill people. 334 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,360 Hey ! 335 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,480 Shall we go to eat? 336 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,234 No, to the cemetery. All three! 337 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:30,320 (SIK SIK) Send immediately the nurses and take him away! 338 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,073 Bring the men in white! 339 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,036 Let's go, quickly! 340 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,276 Get ready, quickly, Giovanni. 341 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,956 GIGGLES 342 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:55,154 Now... before the food touch your lips... 343 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,358 I want to tell you a little story. 344 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,236 - To us? - Yes. 345 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,999 - Is it necessary? - Certain. Please take a seat. 346 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,317 Take a seat. 347 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,236 And lunch? 348 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,709 A little story about two bad friends who wanted to betray me. 349 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:27,160 I had opened my home to them and I had invited them to my table. 350 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:33,190 I had prepared the foods because they were delicious and abundant. 351 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:38,040 But the little devil which is inside the phone... 352 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,320 - Is there also the little devil? - A bad little devil, he called them! 353 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,997 It's bad to listen to the little devil inside the phone. 354 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:56,440 I always carry this with me for the little devil inside the phone. 355 00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,520 - We need to cut his throat! - To the devil? 356 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,274 To those who talk to the devil inside the phone! 357 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,280 My poor friends! 358 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,680 - What a bad end! - Lunch is served. 359 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,680 Very good ! 360 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,280 GIGGLES 361 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:23,035 Quick, at the table! Come on, let's go! 362 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,880 (IN FRENCH) Come, come! 363 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,232 - Please. Turn off the light! - Right away ! 364 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,956 What a beautiful table! 365 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:43,715 Have you seen Giovanni, my waiter? Poor thing! 366 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:49,030 I gave him that sign. Like this. 367 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,040 GIGGLES 368 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,996 Good. 369 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,996 Now comes the fun part. 370 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,756 Woman first. 371 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,070 John, take away. 372 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,916 Eat. 373 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,116 > Silence! 374 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,356 Eat! 375 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,076 Enjoy your meal. 376 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,273 - Thank you. - Thank you. 377 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,796 GIGGLES 378 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,314 Don't talk... to the devil! 379 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,240 (IN FRENCH) My friends don't they eat? 380 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,436 > What is it! 381 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,596 Too much sauce. 382 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,390 > Enough with spaghetti! 383 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,520 Now the chicken! 384 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,640 Well ! 385 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,200 > Giovanni, remove the plates. 386 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,596 > Not those! These ! 387 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,676 What a treasure! 388 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,716 Here you are. 389 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,636 (IN FRENCH) I love chicken. 390 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,194 > Giovanni, take it away! 391 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,997 > It's delicious. Exquisite. 392 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,277 - Eat the chicken! - Eats ! 393 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,078 If he tells you eat... eat! 394 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,796 GIGGLES 395 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,600 What do you do? 396 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,600 It will be a boy. 397 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,556 GIGGLES 398 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,280 Drink, drink! 399 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,480 My dear, drink! Drink! 400 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,436 Ah! 401 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,596 What is it? 402 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,556 EXCITED SHOUTS 403 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,593 It's here! Let's go ! 404 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,876 EXCITED SHOUTS 405 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,836 Tie him up! 406 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,916 The little devil! 407 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,874 - Hold on tight! - Leave me alone! 408 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,918 Mademoiselle! Mademoiselle! 409 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,796 TOLLING OF THE BELL 410 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,116 Ah! Ah! 411 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,436 What a beautiful day! 412 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,716 What day is it? 413 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,111 Thursday. 414 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,920 - When we ate the last time? - Who remembers that! 415 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,071 I think Monday... yes, Monday. 416 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,433 A remedy must be found immediately. 417 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,240 Otherwise we will end up of Count Ugolino. 418 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,160 Who is Ugolino? 419 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,040 - Ugolino was the one who ate the children. - Why ? 420 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,720 Because he was hungry! 421 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,756 (SOFT VOICE) He was hungry. 422 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,680 Our family it has increased by two heads! 423 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,880 - Two? - There's the chicken. 424 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,836 We are better than before! 425 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,833 We will have to work. 426 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,396 Work ! 427 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,629 Today we have serious responsibilities. 428 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,080 Remember that work ennobles man. 429 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,638 We will work. 430 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,236 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 431 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,120 432 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,600 433 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:54,160 everything speaks of love when the sky is serene, 434 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,436 and in my heart the hurricane. 435 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,516 VIOLIN SOUND 436 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,680 00:37:37,753 It can hurt! Wait, I'll go. 438 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,240 Here it is! You have a chicken with suicidal tendencies. 439 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,520 - (IN FRENCH) How? - French ? 440 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,560 - Yes, but I understand Italian well. - Well, let me introduce myself: 441 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,520 - Mario Sergi, violinist. - Lilì, artist. 442 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,360 Artist? Then she certainly lives alone. 443 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,069 - No, I live with dad and mom. - Oh, dad and mom? 444 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,120 Now that we have arrived in the countryside, what do we do? 445 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,076 We will return to the city. 446 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,316 SOUND OF ENGINE 447 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:28,557 - Imbecile! - He ruined our clothes! 448 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,760 - Leave him alone! - Don't mess with clothes! 449 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,718 - We are weak. - Yes, we are weak. 450 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,312 And that's fine! You don't run like that! 451 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,080 - Do you want to eat? - And you ask me? 452 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,760 - Deflate it. - What ? - I'll take care of it! Deflate the tire. 453 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,520 - Why ? - Deflate it! Unscrew the capsule. 454 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,398 - This, this! - This one here? - Yes, good. 455 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,308 - I can ? - Soon ! 456 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,156 Go! 457 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,592 Sir, you have a flat tire. 458 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,320 - Possible ? - We deflated it! 459 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,680 We noticed it. We were sitting there. 460 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,960 - Another waste of time! - Don't worry, we'll change it. 461 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,191 - Are you capable? - We're mechanics, right? - No! 462 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,120 - Yes ! Yes ! - Then hurry up, I'll give you a nice gift! 463 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,800 - Thank you ! - Thank you ! - Where is the wheel? - Behind ! 464 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,509 - How? - Behind ! - Come, unscrew the wheel. 465 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,840 - This is the wheel! - No, this spare one first! 466 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,040 - That's deflated! - What a brilliant idea, huh? 467 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,840 What a great idea! 468 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,480 - Finally we're eating! - Certain ! 469 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,711 - It will make us a nice gift, he's a gentleman! - At least 5 lire! 470 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:30,240 < We got you! 00:40:32,880 < We are gentlemen! < We are innocent! 472 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:37,510 - Come to the police station! - Ask the owner of the car! 473 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,600 Miss, this may seem strange to you, but I saw his parents. 474 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:48,920 - Impossible. - His father he has a long mustache and a short mustache. 475 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:55,519 - Witty! Do you have anything else to tell me? - Yes, it's a beautiful day! 476 00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:00,560 - It is true. - We could go to take a walk together. 477 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,400 - The two of us? - Yes. 478 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,360 > I said silence! 479 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,880 - I am an artist! - And I'm his buddy! 480 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:11,111 - We are gentlemen! - Some ''gentlemen''! 481 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,148 It's really true, you had a great idea! 482 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,278 A magnificent idea! It's always you! 483 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,276 DOOR THAT OPENS 484 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,318 Look at that potato! Look ! 485 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,640 - At least we can eat! - Truly ! 486 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,640 - Do we eat here every day? - On time! 487 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:53,189 - What a gentleman! - Who? - The king! 488 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,836 Thank you. 489 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,276 Until tomorrow ! 490 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,320 00:42:13,600 - Now ? - We're having lunch. 492 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:18,360 < Hurry up! - What are you waiting for, let's eat and come. 493 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,160 The commissioner wants you, hurry up! 494 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,960 The commissioner can't wait for your convenience! 495 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,680 - We have to eat! - We have to eat! 496 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,399 Let's go, let's go! 497 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,070 > How many conveniences! - We have to eat. 498 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,589 < The two arrested. - After you. 499 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,640 - After you ! < Good morning. 00:42:42,680 > Hats off! 501 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,636 The hat! 502 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,320 He was arrested the real car thief. 503 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,640 You are innocent and therefore free. 504 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,080 - Why ? - Right away? 505 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,040 > Yes, straight away. 506 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,880 Your Excellency, before taking such an important decision... 507 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,120 let's say... vital, you could wait about ten minutes? 508 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,360 We go to the cell, if you need it, call us. 509 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:13,720 No cell, you are innocent, so you have to leave. Go! 510 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,676 Go! Go! 511 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:22,517 - And the soup is gone! - It's gone, and that's fine! 512 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,040 A little fun! Be a little cheerful! 513 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,068 - I'm starting to believe you're taking me bad luck! - Let's not start! 514 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,800 You are my bad omen. 515 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,080 Let's not repeat these things, let's not joke! 516 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,710 - I'm serious. - About this topic is not a joke! 517 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,715 - We're not joking. - Where did you get it? 518 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,238 A piece of loaf I saved. 519 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,520 - Come with me. - Why ? 520 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:04,798 - Put the bread in your pocket, idiot! - Why ? - Come with me. 521 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,834 Here, a little cheese. 522 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,036 Master ! 523 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,996 Wrap it, please. 524 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,040 - That's it. - Thank you. - Please. 525 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,996 - 5 lire. - 5 lire. 526 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:32,514 - Do sardines cost the same? - Yes, 5 lire. 527 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,998 - Do you want sardines? - Yes, sardines. 528 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:41,276 - Would you like to give me the sardines? - Instead of this? - Yes. 529 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,749 - Here are the sardines. They are exquisite. - I believe it! 530 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,720 - Thank you and good morning. - Excuse me ! 531 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,680 - Say. - He didn't pay. 532 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,480 - What ? - Sardines. 533 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,240 I gave her in return a box of cheese. 534 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:05,189 - He hadn't paid for the cheese. - In fact I didn't take it. 535 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,429 - Already. - Clear ? - Yes. Goodbye. 536 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:23,240 < The biggest attraction of Europe! The loop of the death! 537 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:26,920 - Excuse me, we are two artists. - What do you want? 538 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,240 - We would like to work. - A little place, if there is one. 539 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:34,440 There is no room here. Go to the rides, there's room there. 540 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,640 - Is there room? Are they looking for staff? - Yes. 541 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:42,400 - I told you there was room! - Go! - Thank you. - Thank you ! 542 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,791 - Permit. - Go. - That way? - Yes. 543 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,313 Gentlemen, it's the last one representation... 544 00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:00,080 Around the world for 50 cents! You pay first... 545 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,036 VOICE NOT AUDIBLE 546 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,516 WHISTLE 547 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,436 Coins in hand! 548 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,836 Piano ! 549 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,956 But what... 550 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,992 I'll take your balls off, huh? 551 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,558 DOORBELL 552 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,116 Who is ? 553 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,956 DOORBELL 554 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,916 But who is he? 555 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,116 Ah, it's you! 556 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,637 (IN CORO) 557 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,876 Za, zam... ! 558 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,676 IMITATE THE TRUMPET 559 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,675 Mademoiselle, attention! 560 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,600 One, two... 561 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,880 - And three! - Thank you ! 562 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,040 Attention, please! 563 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,920 Mademoiselle! A... 564 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,514 two... and three! 565 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,560 Mademoiselle, attention! Attention ! 566 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,199 One, two... and three! 567 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,878 Mademoiselle, look! 568 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,360 - Bread, bananas, cheese! - Sweets ! 569 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,670 - All for me? - For us too. - For everyone! 570 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,716 571 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,836 MUSIC FROM THE TURNTABLE 572 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,917 - I'll do it. - Thank you. - He's there. 573 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:22,193 Now I want to reveal the secret to you of your bright future. 574 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,316 Touch a card. 575 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,596 Jack of Spades! 576 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,671 Mademoiselle, you will love a young man distinct, slender. 577 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,880 - With the soul of an artist. - Artist? - Great artist! 578 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,560 He's not rich... but he will become rich. 579 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,393 - I hope so too. - Touch another card. 580 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,600 Three of Clubs. This young man He has a wonderful mustache. 581 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:54,520 Eyes of the East! Character imperious, dynamic, hypnotic! 582 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,120 Voila! It is true ? 583 00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,400 - To me! I want to guess! - You? - Yes, me. 584 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,560 - I understood you! - Me too ! 585 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,994 Mademoiselle, touch a card. 586 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:13,840 Six! You will love a young man who it is a phenomenon of male sympathy. 587 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:19,360 And as a celebrity... he will surpass his supposed master. 588 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,194 He doesn't have a big moustache, but it has a gentle down, 589 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,040 he's a little tired from hunger, but he'll get better and then... 590 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,032 So... you put her to sleep. 591 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,714 - Why ? - Because you're boring! 592 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,236 Let it be ! 593 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,752 - I'll take her to bed. - I'll take her to bed! 594 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,996 Go away, go away! 595 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,630 (SOFT VOICE) Slowly, slowly. 596 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,430 This situation can't continue. 597 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,514 Coexistence under the same roof with a woman... 598 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:35,631 - it's dangerous. - That's right. You are right. 599 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:41,594 You have understood that you are too many between me and Lilì and go away, right? 600 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,877 I ? No, you misunderstood! 601 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,916 - You go away. - Why ? 602 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,720 Because I'm older and I have the right to stay here. 603 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:57,000 - Yes ? - Certain. - Stay here why are you the oldest? 604 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,640 - Then Lilì and I are leaving. - With Lilì? 605 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:04,600 Beautiful wedding! Good future for that girl! 606 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:09,360 Remember that before I met you I was a waiter! 607 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,840 - I am a great artist! - I know you ! 608 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,796 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 609 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,436 THUNDER 610 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,076 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 611 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,600 > Waiter! Waiter ! 612 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:17,440 Advance payment, including tip. 613 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,600 > Waiter! 614 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,680 - Tamarind, orgeat, orangeade? - Two orange drinks. 615 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:26,800 - Two orange drinks with tip! < Waiter! - Commands! 616 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,160 - Waiter ! - I'm all his. - I've been calling for an hour! 617 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,800 - Say. - What's wrong with you? - I ? Nothing ! 618 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,800 - Cold! - Ah! Cold! 619 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:40,360 Ladies and gentlemen, back from the majority great successes of Europe... 620 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:45,360 Professor, be quiet! ''Jousting'' is not allowed here! 621 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,831 By your rule I don't play, I produce myself. 622 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,680 Stay in your place, 623 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,800 there is nothing in common between an artist and a dishwasher. 624 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:01,840 We know your games! They need a barber! 625 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:05,320 I don't mean to joke, I'll throw the box at your head! 626 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:09,279 The box on my head? Do you allow? 627 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:14,120 - Waiter, what the hell are you doing? - Let it be. 628 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,960 - When will you bring me coffee? - He'll come right away. 629 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,360 Let him talk, he's a poor wretch! 630 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:24,920 Well done, you said it: ''wretched''. 631 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,680 Have you seen? Even the gentleman there he said you were a wretch. 632 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,195 - Work, work! - You better go. 633 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,120 Ladies and gentlemen... 634 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,720 Two orange drinks with coffee and an espresso vermouth. 635 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:42,352 - What are you saying? - Two orange drinks, a coffee and a vermouth... espresso. 636 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:48,720 The utmost attention, I work in broad daylight! 637 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:53,748 Without tricks! I work like this... with what I find. 638 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,000 If there was a sandwich... 639 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,400 Isn't there a sandwich? Then the experiment continues. 640 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,520 One, two... and three! 641 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,239 PERNACCHIA The gentleman is served. 642 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,115 - We'll do the math at home! - I won't be found! 643 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:30,600 - Then they are not your relatives. - No. I told you a lie. 644 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:36,160 It's not good for a girl like you living with two men. 645 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,391 They are two dear friends, two gentlemen. 646 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:44,640 I was alone, without money, homeless. If they weren't there... 647 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,440 Listen to me, I'm not rich... 648 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:52,520 but I work, I have a contract in a small band. 649 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,239 If you want, we can be happy. 650 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,630 ''The gentleman is served!'' I will serve you as you deserve! 651 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,116 You too ! 652 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,240 Yeah... it's not your fault. 653 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,196 BELL 654 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:16,039 It's over for you! It's over for you! 655 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:25,835 Ah! 656 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,756 What is it? 657 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:35,393 Watch out! A bit of chamber gymnastics. 658 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:41,112 - It will be good for Giacomino too. - Gymnastics is good for everyone! 659 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:49,280 And well done! Well done, Giacomino! Enterprising with broken shoes! 660 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,280 Poor dishwasher! 661 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,320 You're nervous, aren't you? 662 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,276 A little. 663 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,753 - What beautiful flowers! - (IN FRENCH) Good morning everyone! 664 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:09,750 - What beautiful flowers! - Good morning, mademoiselle. 665 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,196 LILIE HUMMS 666 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,559 - Permission, miss. - Please. 667 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,471 Change your ways, young man. 668 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,196 Why don't you come in? 669 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,036 Ah! 670 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,879 - A floral gift. - Yes. 671 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,676 I understand. 672 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,551 What a kind thought! 673 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:18,360 As soon as I start working I'll buy you two ties. 674 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,920 (TOGETHER) And I... 675 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:24,640 When you start working, you will buy me a beautiful dress. 676 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,160 I saw it at the shop down here! 677 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:31,836 It's beautiful, blue with white dots. It costs... 678 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,069 -How is it with me? - Very good. 679 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:01,315 - Do you like it ? - It's so beautiful! - Are you happy? - A lot! 680 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,036 Lili? 681 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,596 Lili? 682 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:16,671 - Lili, huh? Where is Lili? - I do not know. 683 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,118 You don't know, huh? What are you doing here? 684 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,720 - I'm waiting for a friend. - Above the roofs? 685 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,600 Yes ! 686 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,989 The imbecile in love! 687 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:33,280 Go away, otherwise I'll do that to you that I didn't do to you at the café. 688 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,236 About Coffee. 689 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:40,400 How dare you do to me a mockery in front of everyone? 690 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,920 And how dare you to call me a dishwasher? 691 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,480 Stop with your hands! You are a dishwasher! 692 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,880 - You will be the dishwasher! - Wash dishes for me? 693 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,640 - Ah! - Hold on! 694 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:57,240 - Giacomino! - Don't leave me! Don't leave me! 695 01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:00,160 - Giacomino! - What's underneath? 696 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,835 - The road! - We are on the fifth floor! 697 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,080 Giacomino is dead! 698 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,435 THE DOGS BARK The dogs! 699 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,516 The dogs! 700 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,036 THE DOGS BARK 701 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:37,271 - It's all your fault! - Shut up, idiot! 702 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,797 Shut up! We have to go away. 703 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,280 If anyone comes, he will think we are thieves. 704 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,320 - I'm scared! - Afraid... of what? 705 01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,278 Why do you have to be afraid? 706 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,120 They've calmed down... they're calm. 707 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,430 - Yes, they are calm. - Let's go, let's go out. They're just dogs. 708 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:02,520 We pass by him slowly. You will see that they will do this with the tail. 709 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,910 - Why ? - Because they understand that we are not afraid. 710 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:15,120 You see ? Come forward. 711 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,076 THE DOGS BARK 712 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,236 VOICES FROM THE DOOR 713 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,320 People are coming! 714 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,312 How annoying you are! 715 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,880 - After you. - Oh God, even the dogs! 716 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:40,715 Good, dear, I'm busy now. Go, dear, I'm busy. 717 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,840 You wanted to go up, we hear you have to tell me. 718 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,040 - No! Don't start again! - Pierotta... 719 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:52,560 I know you love me and you can't live without me! 720 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:56,680 Look at me, this isn't it what I wanted to tell you. 721 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,120 I know you love someone else. 722 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,600 - What a beautiful discovery! I told you! - It is true. 723 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,830 - But it's terrible! - My God! 724 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:10,074 I wanted to tell you that in this house full of your memories, 725 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,120 I will take my own life. 726 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:13,920 - Are you going to kill yourself? - Yes. 727 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:19,080 You should have told me on the ground floor! This way I saved myself the stairs! 728 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:24,154 - No! - Go to hell! - Pierotta, I'm serious about it! 729 01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:28,440 - Let's escape! - No, dogs! 730 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,320 Already ! 731 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:35,348 - Let's face the situation! - If there is another exit! 732 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,796 Run away, they'll come back! 733 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:46,512 All right, I'll show you! 734 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,400 What is he doing? 735 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,356 - Let's go. - Let's go. 736 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,797 - He closed the door! - Break the door! 737 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,716 No! Come back! 738 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,908 You'll see! ''He who laughs last will laugh best!'' 739 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,120 The fire is there... the door is closed... 740 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:18,398 Let's try to plug it all the cracks! 741 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:28,640 Now the window! He will realize who he is dealing with! 742 01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,950 He'll see it! He'll see it! 743 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,876 It's plugging up all the cracks, why? 744 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,400 I do not know ! 745 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,320 01:05:49,320 You cheat on me with someone else... and I commit suicide. 747 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:54,560 Sorry, I'll be too forceful... but when it's needed, it's needed. 748 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:59,000 - What are you doing? - Don't you understand, stupid? 749 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,320 - He wants to commit suicide. - And why? 750 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,276 The portrait. 751 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:09,630 You betray me... and I take revenge. 752 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,995 Ah! The flowers! 753 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:19,598 I was about to commit suicide without flowers! Who knows where my head is today! 754 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,716 The flowers! Here we die right away! 755 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,996 COUGHING 756 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,400 - I don't want to die! - I'm leaving. 757 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:41,916 Well, well... we begin to suffocate. 758 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,916 I feel dizzy. 759 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,516 My stomach hurts. 760 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:54,280 This time your Jasmine goes away! 761 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,669 Here we end up like mice! 762 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,395 Jasmine, what do you think of? 763 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,560 Drink, Jasmine. Drink. 764 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:16,360 Drink, Jasmine, drink. Beautiful, Jasmine, beautiful! 765 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,316 - Drink! - Thank you. 766 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,440 Who are you? What do you want? What happens ? 767 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:27,479 It happens that when a person wants to commit suicide, 768 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:32,000 he has to see if anyone is there under the bed! 769 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,640 How did you happen? in my room? 770 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,520 I would have already died by now! 771 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:41,360 - Let me die! - No! - Let me die! 772 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,800 Oh! Enough ! 773 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,640 - Hey ! - So, do you want to die? 774 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:50,480 You want to abandon them all the good things in life? 775 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,080 Jasmine... heaven! 776 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,036 Jasmine... the sea! 777 01:07:55,840 --> 01:08:00,072 - The mountains. - Jasmine, the groceries! 778 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:05,840 - Do you want to give up on love? - Ah, love! - Love! 779 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:10,640 Jasmine, we are unhappy too in love. 780 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:15,640 Do you also suffer for a woman? Can I do something to help you? 781 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:19,040 No, for goodness sake! We've already bothered you so much! 782 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:23,640 - We stopped you from dying. - I can commit suicide at my leisure. 783 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:28,236 There's no rush, and then yours case I'm interested. Can I help you? 784 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,989 - Shall we tell him? - Yes. 785 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,280 Jasmine, we were arguing. 786 01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:38,640 Arguing arguing, we fell on the terrace where the dogs are. 787 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,840 How ugly they are! Why do you keep them? 788 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:43,520 - Did you get hurt? - No. - Luckily, no. 789 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,960 We were fighting over a woman because we both love her. 790 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:52,240 We don't have the courage to speak and we would like to know who he will choose. 791 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:57,400 I'll take care of it! I'll talk to her! At these love things, I'm good. 792 01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,520 - You? - Yes. - Long live Gelsomino! 793 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,512 - Are you sure you can succeed? - Certain ! 794 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:08,709 So... we finally found it a person who will help us. 795 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,800 Certain ! Do well! 796 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:17,280 You're right to walk away with that young man you told me about! 797 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:21,160 - What is he doing? - The violinist. - Very good ! 798 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:25,392 - Then he loves me so much! - He loves you! 799 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:32,000 And then what use would they be to you? those two poor wretches! 800 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,600 - Not this! - No sentimentality! 801 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,840 - But abandoning them like this... - Leave him a little letter. 802 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:43,630 Two nice words... and off we go! Goodbye, miss. 803 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,914 Ah! They told me... 804 01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,834 Tell her what we want to put at his feet... 805 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,838 No feet and feet! 806 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,800 Here! 807 01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,756 Please, here. 808 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,156 Thank you. 809 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:09,000 - Has he already spoken to you? - Ha promised he would do it at 3. 810 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,956 Now it's almost 7! 811 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:16,320 - Thank you. Thank you, good man! Until we meet again. - Good evening. 812 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:22,156 Okay then, whatever it is his decision is not up for debate. 813 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,920 Of course, word of a gentleman! 814 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:29,311 - The chosen one marries her and the other go away! - Agree ? - Yes. 815 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,440 - Perfume? - We need it! 816 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,396 - I'll go around! - Turn. 817 01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,636 Smells good, huh? 818 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:02,120 Whatever the decision, huh? 819 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:06,193 The chosen one marries her and the other one goes away! 820 01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:09,116 It's logical! 821 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:14,280 -How am I? - Good, good! Very good ! 822 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,236 How am I? 823 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,113 How am I behind? Hey ! 824 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,560 Hey ! How am I? 825 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,552 Very good, very good. 826 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,476 - Please. - Thank you. 827 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,956 - Lili! - Lili! 828 01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,116 - Where is he? - Lili! 829 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,516 Oh! The surprise! 830 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,840 - The ties! - Beautiful! Dinner! 831 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:43,680 - And the choice! - Very good ! 832 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:47,639 It's clear, the chosen one will have dinner with her. 833 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,956 She's gone! 834 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:54,431 - And why? - I don't know why! 835 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:59,280 Boring ! She's gone! 836 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,320 - Dinner! - Dinner! 837 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:06,108 Even dinner! Irony of fate! 838 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,036 This is an insult! 839 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,680 - You're hungry, huh? - I ? - Confess, confess. 840 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,600 Watch how you speak! 841 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:20,000 - How can you be hungry? - Good. 842 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,389 Well done, you can't eat it! 843 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:30,320 - I'm going out, I'll wander around all night. - You go out ? - Yes. 844 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,635 - I'm staying. - And me too! 845 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,436 Dinner. 846 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,796 Dinner! 847 01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,949 Rice... the chicken! 848 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,596 The supplì. 849 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,396 The supplì. 850 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:57,076 The supplì! 851 01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,592 Lilì... the supplì.